What the FAQ !!!

0011 hours.

Q. What happened ?
A. Got screwed in my statistics finals.

Q. Why ?
A. My prep wasn't great but it wasn't so bad either. Prime cause for the anal pain is the significant difference in difficulty levels of class problems and the exam.

Q. How did the others react to the 'anal pain' ?
A. Some were seeking solace from the fact that others did poorly, so they managed to smile in the light of relative grading. Some looked as shocked if they had just seen Rakhi Sawant fully clothed. Some were nonchalant and looked resigned to their fate. I think I was the only one abusing out loud.

Q. So you had a bad exam. Implications ?
A. Always knew that this course will only yield a final B grade for me. In that sense, dont seem to have lost much. Of course, there will be hell to pay for if I end up getting a C.

Q. What next ?
A. Economics and Accounting exams on Monday and Tuesday. This weekend is going to be sooo awesome.

Q. If you could go back in time and change something what would it be ?
A. Would really like to electrocute the person who motivated me to get an MBA, and I would also like to blow up the computer that conjured up my 740 GMAT. Had I scored something like a 450, I would have been sitting pretty in my old software job, away from this crazy management world.

Q. You have just been cribbing and cribbing all the time. No more questions for you.
A. Thanks ! You can just FAQ OFF !